I am overwhelmed with a feeling of limitless power. Through my pointed, witty, and otherwise inspiring rants about encounters with angry hobos, rising gas prices, girls that don’t know I exist, and drugs that I have ingested, I will single-handedly revolutionize the “blogosphere” (or whatever the hell kids are calling it these days) and become not only the world’s greatest blogger, but the most loved and respected human being of all time (Jesus had a good run though).
After dissecting Teena’s wonderfully stimulating blog, I’ve come to the conclusion that I require a ticker of some sort to display my progress towards a goal in order to validate my existence as a productive human being. Behold! My weight loss ticker:
posted by Ryan McIntyre @ 9:09 PM
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